contacts, buzz

Last night

(squints at phone)
Why don't you wear your eyeglasses?
I'm wearing contacts.
Why are you squinting then?
They're the wrong grade, too low.
What?!
Hihi. We have a box that no one uses. I thought I might as well...
Argh! Take them off and put your glasses on.
Don't wanna. I'm wearing make-up.

Buzzed from flat champagne. It popped but no fizz. We drank it anyway.

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