Last night
(squints at phone)
Why don't you wear your eyeglasses?
I'm wearing contacts.
Why are you squinting then?
They're the wrong grade, too low.
What?!
Hihi. We have a box that no one uses. I thought I might as well...
Argh! Take them off and put your glasses on.
Don't wanna. I'm wearing make-up.
Buzzed from flat champagne. It popped but no fizz. We drank it anyway.
(squints at phone)
Why don't you wear your eyeglasses?
I'm wearing contacts.
Why are you squinting then?
They're the wrong grade, too low.
What?!
Hihi. We have a box that no one uses. I thought I might as well...
Argh! Take them off and put your glasses on.
Don't wanna. I'm wearing make-up.
Buzzed from flat champagne. It popped but no fizz. We drank it anyway.
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